I'm going to make a list of favoured phrases from myself.

"GOGOGO"
"Perpetually casually."
"In other news..."
"That's awesome in human form, right there."
"Ciao bella"
"And a spiffing day was had by all."
"Good work, soldier."
"What are you doing, squire? Cool your boots!"
"Most excellent, have a bodacious day."
"Dually noted, chappy."
"M'love"
"M'dear"
"The unf of age"
"It gave me tummy unf"
"Shout louder; China didn't hear you."
"Sundie Mondie Tuesdie Wensdie..."
"IKR?"
"IDEFK"
"STFU"
"GTFO "
"Bawww"
"Fwah fwah" - is shamelessly stolen from Nahhan.
"Sneakily slipping in there in a cheeky fashion. A cheeky in and out, thats all they wanted."
"THIS."
"THAT."
"Me + something = something"
"That = happening."
"It's inevitable, Mr. Anderson."
"Ohoho, I see what you did there."
"ALLA TIEM."
"WOT THIS"
"What is this faggotree/witchcraft/black magic?"

Why are half my favourites on the front page today?

DAT Meme:
If there were a movie about your life, what kind of soundtrack it would have?
1. Put your Windows media player, iTunes, etc. on shuffle
2. For each scene, press the next button to get your ST for that scene.
3. Do not cheat! You must write down that song (and artist) name, no matter how stupid or unsuitable it is!
4. Tag four people.

OPENING:
Diary of Jane - Breaking Benjamin

WAKING UP:
Crawling - Linkin Park ( o__O I don't even remember HAVING this on my iTunes)

A REGULAR DAY:
He lives in you - Simba's Pride (LOL I am a man in disguise...)

WORK:
The Big Sky - Kate Bush

STRESS:
Somebody Told Me - The Killers

HOBBY:
Mad Man Moon - Genesis

A DAY OFF:
Bleeder - Alkaline Trio

SUNSET:
Hindi Sad Diamonds - Baz Luhrmann

FULLMOON:
Evolution of the Daleks - Murray Gold

FALL IN LOVE:
Good Fucking Bye - Alkaline Trio

A DATE:
Masquerade/Why So Silent - PotO

WALKING IN THE RAIN:
Oz/The Ruined House - Return to Oz OST

FIGHT!:
Heeding the Call - Hammerfall

HASSLE:
Shine On - James Blunt

RECONCILIATION:
Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana

A SECRET LOVE:
Everybody (Backstreet's Back) - Backstreet Boys

HEARTBREAK:
Rule the World - Take That

LIFE IS OKAY:
Robbery, Assault & Battery - Genesis

PARTY!:
Obsession - The Human League

A HAPPY MOMENT WITH FRIENDS:
Lamb Lies Down on Broadway - Genesis

DISAPPOINTMENT:
Cat's Feeling - Escaflowne OST

HOLIDAYS:
Song or Suicide - HIM

DRIVING A CAR:
Broken - Seether ft. Amy Lee

GET-TOGETHER:
Pruit Igoe - Phillip Glass

MEMORIES:
Conversations with my 13 year old self - P!NK

HAPPY DANCE:
Poison - Groove Coverage

GOING TO SLEEP:
Invincible - Muse

SADNESS:
All Star - Smash Mouth

SUCCEEDING:
Bliss - Muse

OBLIVION:
This is how you remind me - nickelback

NIGHT WITH SOMEONE:
feeling good - muse

LONG NIGHT ALONE:
within you - david bowie ( HAHAHAA )

THE LAST FIGHT:
miracle - cascada

DEATH:
no more sorrow - linkin park

ENDING:
what is love - haddaway

THE END

Lmao. this sucked.

Natural Hair Color:
[x] Brown - $100
[] Blonde - $50
[] Black - $15
[] Bald - $5
[] Other - $75

Total: $100


Eye Color:
[] Brown - $50
[] Green - $75
[x] Blue - $150
[] Hazel - $100
[] Other - $15

Total so far: $250


Height:
[] Over 7' - $200
[] 6'8" to 7' - $175
[] 6'0" to 6'7" - $150
[] 5'5" to 5'11" - $75
[x] 5'4" to 5'10" - $85
[] Under 5'4 - $24

Total so far: $335


Age:
[] 50 to 56 - $175
[] 46 to 50 - $150
[] 41 to 45 - $125
[] 31 to 40 - $100
[] 26 to 30 - $75
[] 21 to 25 - $50
[] 19 to 20 - $25
[x] 0 to 18 - $100

Total so far: £435


Birth Order:
[] Twins or more than twins - $750
[] First Born - $320
[] Only Child - $250
[x] Second Born - $150
[] Middle Born - $100
[] Last Born - $100
[] Third Born - $550
[] Fourth Born- $300
[] Fifth Born - $400
[] Sixth Born - $215

Total so far: $585


Drink?
[] I did like twice - $400
[] Only Holidays - $250
[] Sometimes - $215
[] YES - $200
[] Only Weekends - $300
[] Every other day - $50
[] Once a day - $15
[] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
[x] No - $667

Total so far: $1252


Vision?
[x] perfect vision - $400
[] need or have glasses/ contacts but don't wear them - $200
[] No correction - $100
[] Glasses - $50
[] Contacts - $25
[] Surgical correction - $100

Total so far: $1652


Shoe Size:
[] 13+ - $300
[] 12 and a half 13 - $250
[] 11 to 12 - $400
[x] 7 to 10 - $500
[] Under 7 - $450

Total so far: $ 2152


Favorite Colors (two):
[] Green - $750
[x] Red - $600
[x] Black - $100
[] Yellow - $475
[] Brown - $300
[] Purple - $225
[] White - $400
[] Aqua - $350
[] Orange - $300
[] Blue - $300
[] Pink - $100
[] Other - $500

Total so far: $ 2852


Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[] Yes - $0
[x] Nope -$1000
[] Some - $750

Final Total: $ 3852

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Dear: (the last person who left a comment on your journal)

I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a pervert. I think I realized it when I changed Tennis shoes as you ate enchiladas and I saw you ignore Manchester United's Goalkeeper. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand the Middle-East. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your photo as a memory. You should also know that I never will forget Oprah Winfrey imitations.

Your everlasting enemy,
Blythe



1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister


2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes


3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife


4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out


5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk


6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed


7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks


8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service


9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college


10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked


11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics


12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family